grage has iness life liet years - Servier jarage is revailing, eir suare the Leal —_— or Store ~~ ra EP OE PEASE orca neem a Avbotstord. Sumask Matsqui News ¥ PAID UP GIRCGULATION COVERING ABBOTSFORD, MATSQUI, CLAYBURN, KILGAAD, STRAITON, HUNTINGDON, ALDERGROVE, GIFFORD, SUMAS PRAIRIE AND ALL LOCAL POINTS No. 48 Vol. 4 Ii ABBOTSFORD, B.C., Wednesday, December 15, 1926 $1.50 per year Around the Town (Slanderous Limericks, Poet) by a Village Jim says ‘‘When I’m laying a drain, The thing that is hard to explain Is I find that I fire More men than I hire But they come back again and again. Her Said Hunt, if any sidewinders My sidewalk d s of e’en hinders, And is so discreet As to build on the street I'll fill up his bedroom with cinders. Why if all those cars need repair, You should Claude be a millionaire, But he said with a groan Tag this on your poem, “Those are Scotch cars inhaling free air’? see Said E.T. the druggist: ‘‘No cure Can be had from cheap drugs, I’m sure Don’t let this horse-laugh Grace your evitaph— “‘The strychnine he took was impure”? ss For service and baseball our Wattie, Can blend Walter Johnson with coffee Make a weight or a date He'll get over the plate, Sumas Indians Hold Ceremonial Dances On Kilgard Reservation “*Something different’’ in dance steps were shown in the big barn on Kilgard Indian reservation each evening this week, when Chief Ned and Jim Poole of the Sumas tribe were hosts to some 200 of their compatriots from various reserves of the Lower Mainland, Van- couver Island and Washington state. Last night a ceremonial dance auspic- iously concluded a three-day visit by members of the Chehalis, Popkum, Scow- litz, Lummie, Muskuien, Tsawassen, Katsey and one or two Chilliwack yal- ley tribes, and from a native viewpoint it was most evidently a great success, Since Friday Chief Ned and his peo- ple have been kept busy providing com- fortable accommodation for the big in- flux of guests, and needless to say, premium before Monday night. Dur- ing the daytime social mingling and feasting added to the general conviv- ialities on the reservation. Each evening the tribes gathered at Ned’s barn, where in the flickering light of a dozen Whose origin goes back to the very mists With fast ones as well as with toffee. ov And as for that lad Shevalie To a cherie he said let us alley, In my coupe for two, (Between me and you) We might get home by reveille, ce When Chartes, after many a day, Built a fine house oyer the way, His wife said ‘I'd fear, "Twas your own idea, Tf I hadn’t seen that of B. and K, ss 8 At Christmas, said Rowley, ‘‘T am Under Honest John’s orders to cram All this stuff on the shelves, Into none but ourselves’? I awoke then, muttering d— ses When they see on the prairie afar, A coupster that looks like a St: The ducks all appraise ~her— ‘*That’s the boat of J. Fraser We'll put in the night where we are’? ea “*As a yritron’’ said Knoll ‘‘you’re a dud, son |). But knowing you'll pay __g4For sure next Doomsday, 1 can strongly recommend you to Spenceson. s eae Dr. S— (who’s a radio fan) On all sickness has issued a ban, From midnight till three, (Between you and me That’s the time he gets Mars or Japan) A banker we know of got furious, When a farmer’s cheque turned out spurious, So he collated a note With ould Hiram’s goat, Till the air in the vault got injurious. Pay e Said a dentist whose name is Quinn, “Tf your face aches next Friday, just grin Ill be busy away With a patient that day, (if he gets round in ninety, he'll win). mine aw A young lady whose face is a shout, Said ‘‘I can’t see what they’re laughing about, At the,Beauty Spot Shop, Where T go for a lop, And they say ‘'the chiropodist’s out’’ 3. ee When Joe says ‘‘How’s this for a meal Twenty mallards right off the reel, You can bet that old Spot Has combed out the lot And left behind nothing but teal. ane a There was once a biker called Lee Who shid it would fill me with glee, If someone named Shelly, Would skate on his elbow, A thousand miles out of B.C. AMERRY CHRISTMAS MEANS A WARM HOUSE OUR WELLINGTON COAL GIVES REAL HEAT Ton $13.50 Half-ton $7 Quick Service Abbotsford Transfer D. EMERY Phone 97L of time, were enthusiastically demon- strated. Here, a number of young In- dians and squaws, adorned with head- dress, feathers, claws, anklets and cere- monial decorations of their race, danced primitive figures with a fervent emo- tion and rapture surprising to behold. It appeared that the performers must work themselves into, or simulate, do- mination by their sub-consciousness in preparation for the pregnant movements to be followed. Evidently to assist in this preliminary, a drummer cavorts around in the \.cimity of the struggling dancer, beatiny with measured time un- til the right *‘mood’’ is approached, when the pulsating beat of another dozen drummers swells the accompani- ment. Then the weird monotone, starts to shutfle through his movements, circling the camptires, to and fro, fantastic, yet with suggestive rthym, until, at a cer- tain note of the drums, he retires to his seat, uttering frenzied moans in keeping with his emotional pitch. ~The native audience is not silent these performances, but show every in- lication of absolute sympathy with the dancer, beating time with ‘two sticks, chanting the barbarie chorus, and gasping in unison with the dressed- up performer, Each tribe had its dancers, each set of movements differed, and several dif- ferent dialects were used in conyersa- tion and choruses. Some of the figures were portrayed as ‘‘eagle’’ dances, one as a ‘‘wolf’’ dance, and others to suggest the snake, the bear, the owl, and the kingfisher. None of the cxuberance usual to a potlatch was observed in the audience, instead, an attitude of earnest interest characterized ‘proceedings throughout. This will probably be the last of such affairs to be held at Kilgard. Chief Ned is an aged “man, well over 80 years, and the Sumas tribe is of dimin- ishing numbers. Word has just been received that Chief Ned’s big barn, in which the above was held, is now in flames and likely to be totally destroyed. —_—_ Parmers’ Phone Plans Extension To Hop Fields; Connect with Chilliwack At a recent meeting of the new Board of Directors of the Huntingdon tele- phone system, it was planned to improve and extend the service to the hop fields at Sumas and connect with Chilliwack. St. Matthew’s Sunday School child- ren are holding their annual entertain- desirable lodging quarters were at a. campfires, dances | ¢10), MRS. J. D. CLARK PASSES + The death occurred in Clayburn yes- terday of Mrs. Elizabeth 0. Clark, wife of Mr, J. D, Clark. Deceased suecumb- years, s ; ig other than the husband are deceased’s mother, two sisters and one brother, who reside at Compeer, Alta. Funeral services are to be conducted tomorrow, interment in Hazelwood ce- metery, St. Nicholas. Mrs. Clark had not long resided in Clayburn, but made many friends who regret her passing and extend sympathy to the bereaved husband. Matsqui Municipal Accounts Accounts were passed for payment as follows at Matsqui council meeting: W. B. Mailes $36; T. Lehman $4; S- A. Solomon $84; G. A. Paterson $26; A. Tracey $98; F. Tracey $46; W. Coop- er; J. Williams $25.50; ©. Gephart 38.50; R.“ Fletcher 0; J. Ritchie $12.50; I. Spriggs $54; W. Stafford $38. -50; J. Gatenby $3.20; J. E. Berger $23 H. Peardon $16; W. Stafford $28.80; Osear Olsen; A- D. McDonald $10; C. Cook; Jas. Towlan $153.50; Jas, Mc- Donald $22.50; A. Millward $6.40; H. Fowles $1 Aldergrove Trading Co., .75; H. P. Knoll $14.80; M. Pihl $29- 25; R. Follis $16; J. Catti $16; W. Ma- cey $12.80; L. MeDermid $12.80; C, Marsh $16; J. Edge $13.50; R. Marden $4.80; N. Auburn $4.80; J. B. Sullivan $15.60; T. Sullivan $9.80; N. Satchell $2 F, Amey $3.20; S. Keay $22; A. McLean # dancer, chanting a $9 during |. $14.50; S. Nicholson $9.60; D, McDugald $16; D. Paterson $8; E. G. Phillips $4 A. Southon $4: J, White $8; Morrison’s Store $10.30; Gilley Bros. $13.86; C. Norris $19.20; F. Hills $6.40; T. Taylor $47.20; A. Ellwood $26; H. Oldaker $12.80; O, Heywood $11.20; H. Todd $79.50; J. Aitken $32; H. Green $26.80 W. Bourke $34.50; J. Anderson $142; A. Show $1 A, McGregor $9.60; J Murphy $33; W. Cottma $6.40; L. J. Kettle $16; A. Cagroy $92.50; T. Seldon 67.37; J. Lomas $125. H. Weston H. Turner $1 Mutech $12. C. Goode 5 W. H. MeTaggert $14.60; E. G. ck- son $18.50; E. Flodin $10; D, Lund- ; G. C. Curry $70.70; B. Alver- ; J. A. Tennant $18.40; Jas. son $4.10; W. Adams $68.30; C. Poignant $68; Matsqui Co.-op, $1.60 Sumas Municipality $20.20; G. A. Rosie 5.25; W. Hudson $1.30; A, R, Gosling Proy. Home for Incurables $60.2 M. S. A. Hospital $425.60; H. Hinch- cliffe $6.40, 2 Mr, and Mrs, T. Delair their baby daughter Ellen Noreen christened at the morning service in Trinity church on Sunday. Frozen pumps have caused an acute shortage of water in the west end of town, residents having to haul water from a village source. Orders for Christmas turkeys are beginning to roll in to local giving promise of a brisk Christmas trade. A defective valve in the refrigerating” plant of S. F. White’s market caused such a sefious leakage of ammonia on Tuseday that customers could not enter the store, and the meat had to be ur- ried from the place oy to fumes. A few days ago Mr, K suffered a Similar inconvenience. Abbotsford mill shut down today to enable the annual overhaul of equip- ment and repairs. All Local Stores will be Open Every Evening During Christmas Week. .... A collision of automobiles driven by E. Westlin of Matsqui and Bob Roberts of Sumas occurred on the Huntingdon ment and Obristmas Tree on Thursday, Dec. 23 in the Parish Hall, road last week-end. Both cars were considerably damaged. c= pansively. ton and S. A, Cawley, experience, handle it to your satisfaetion. mobile Insurance, we can give firm in the district. and continuing to hold sales on of each month. If you have anything you wish listing. Abbotsford Brokerage & Realty Co. ANNOUNCEMENT The above concern has taken over the realty and insurance busi- ness of Menzies & Plaxton, which will be continued more ex- The personnel of the new company will be T y Mr. Caw ley is a well-known resident of Chilliwack, and brings to this organization a mature business If you have Real Estate to Sell Le If you requiro—and everybody does—Fire, Life, Accident or Auto- If you have occasion to hold am fre prepared to*handle it on the usual terms, It is our intention to start an— Auction Mart in Abbots jord, on Dec. 18 Listings for @ur first Auction Sale (on Saturday, Dec, 18) must be in by Monday, December 153. C, Plax- or Exchange, we can you as good service as any AUCTION SALE, we the Second and Fourth Saturdays to dispose of, bring in your Copping Block iL = hes Abbotsford Brokerage & Realty Co. Phone 75F er after a brief illness, at the }Sa | conereté highway every 15 years Institute Bazaar Nets Profit The afternoon tea and Jigg’s supper held jointly by ladies of Upper Sumas and Clearbrook Women’s Institutes on turday was a pleasant social afair, but the attendance not as large as might have been hoped for. Clearbrook ladies carried on plain and fancy sew- ing and home cooking stalls from which they realized about $26, Mrs. W. B. Fadden of Upper Sumas exhibited two beautiful home-made com -forters and also gave a demonstration in rug-making. Mrs. Lait also had a splendid display of jesso-eraft or clay-modelling, in the form of picture frames, candle-holders and other artistie articles. oe Mr. H. McKinnon is home for Christ- mas from Dunean, V.I, He has pur- chased a new coach, Ii. E, Phelps, professor of highway engineering at the Washington State College, according to Sumas News, has proven by test that the traffic of five hundred ears a day, the saving in wear of tires alone would pay for an average Seven new members were received in the Nazarene church Jast Sunday, on sere profession of faith, The annual poultry show is being held in Mission City today and tomorrow. D. Combs shot a deer today in the woods near the A. L .M. and D. camp. Sunday Next— Sunday School 10 a.m. Evensong and Sermon 7.30 p.m. St. Margaret’s Church, Bradner— Morning Service at 11 a.m. Poplar Community Hall— Christmas Service 3.30 p.m. ~ Rev. R. BE, W. Biddell, Vicar country. Cariboo Country in B.C CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY declared it*was a hunter’s Sunday School at 10 a.m. Service Sunday at 11 a.m, Tn T.0.0.F. Hall, Sumas Cc. A. WATSON Hunting Grounds That Make Men Happy ST. MATTHEW'S OHUROH ee Canadian hunting season that has just been brought to a close has been voted by experienced hunters, who have come to Canada for their fall outing, as one of the finest ever experienced. Game, big and small, was plentiful. Many camps reported deer and moose in abundance only a few rods from camp. This applied to northern Quebec, Nova Séotia, northern Ontario and British Columbia, the outstanding hunting grounds of this Two American hunters, Captain Frank Doudera and Joseph Sartor: called at the tourist department of the Canadian Pacific Railway in Montreal and asked for a trip to a real hard hunting ground. The agent ait cae the They went in for a month and on t aradise second to none. lained that they had found what they were after—a hard country to hunt. ut this he said put the real joy in a hunting trip. It was a case of man’s sharpest wits against the unusual cunning of the game. They returned with several moose, three caribou, four mountain goats and four coyotes. They were satisfied and happy and reiterated the statement of every hunter that come to Canada—that its hunting facilities are the finest in existence. eir return Captain Doudera ex- Representing DOUBLE-WEAR CLOTHING CO. Suits, 2-piece $13.85; 3-piece Made-to-Measure, Wool Overcoats $12 Sunnybank Farm, Delair Rd. Phone 35F begin at home. steeo| Charity, like many other virtues, should | NATIVE SONS SUMAS PRAIRIE ASSEMBLY | OPEN TO Three Cash Prizes 1 First: $25.00 Second: $15.00 FRED LAURIER, AND OTHER GREAT STATESMEN. 3.—CANADA’S PART IN THE GREAT WAR, 4.—CANADIAN EMPIRE BUILDERS CANADA FROM 1869 TO THE PRESENT DATE. NATIVE SONS OF CANADA, ABBOTSFORD, Further particulars from Dr. T. A. Swift, Abbotsford ee OF CANADA Essay Competition | ALL HIGH SCHOOL PUPILS in the Abbotsford, Sumas and Matsqui Districts Third: $10.00 for an essay limited to 1,500 words on some national topic taken from: 1—WITHIN PERIOD SINCE ACT OF UNION AND PRESENT DATE, 2.—HISTORIC APPRECIATION OF SIR JOHN A. MACDONALD, SIR WIL- 5.—ESSAY ON THE ADVANCEMENT OF TRADE AND COMMENCE IN ESSAYS MUST BE SUBMITTED BEFORE MARCH ist TO SECRETARY,