RECIPE FOR HAPPINESS

A twinkle in your eye

A lilt in your walk

Pleasantry in your voice

Choice of words when you talk
Enjoying what you do today
Helping others on your way

Not only will you know success
But you'll enjoy much happiness.

--~Mr. Gerry Vrabek
North Vancouver

HOW _ TO COOK A HUSBAND

A good many husbands are entirely spoiled by mismanagement
in cooking, and so are not tender and good.

Some women keep them too constantly in hot water; others
freeze them; others put them in a stew; others keep them
constantly in a pickle.

I t cannot be supposed that any husband will be good and tender
if managed in this way, but they are truly delicious if properly
treated. Don't keep him in the kettle by force, as he will stay
there himself if proper care is taken.

If he should sputter and fizz, don't be anxious; some husbands
do this. Adda little sugar, the variety that confectioners call
"kisses'', but on no account add any vinegar or pepper. A
little spice improves him, but it must be used with judgment.

Do not try him with something sharp to see if he is becoming
tender. Stir him gently lest he lie too long in the kettle and
become flat and tasteless.

If you follow these directions, you will find him very digestible,

agreeing nicely with you, and he will keep as long as you want to
have him.

-- Vi Smith

-B- North Vancouver, B. C.

\ October 2017